Phe-nom-e-non
Do doo be-do-do
Phe-nom-e-non
Do do-do do
Phe-nom-e-non
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
This just in . . . there have been several sightings of strange phenomenon in and around Columbus Ohio.
First, Amy Day, The Great Diet Coke Lover, made it through 3 days on just one Diet Coke a day!
Then, on Monday, August 27th, The Great One returned to work where she faced 3 new hires and an especially difficult payroll. With just one Diet Coke for the day, the world expected the worst! Strangely, she not only made it through the day without killing anyone; she spared lives with a smile on her face!
Tuesday, August 28th, She Who Worships at the Alter of the Diet Coke, got a Diet Coke from Sonic on her way to work. By 1pm, over half of that Diet Coke remained AND She Who Is Most Awesome regularly caught herself reaching past her Diet Coke for her water!
But the strangest of all phenomenon was yet to come!
Wednesday, August 29th . . . brace yourselves, make sure all your doors are locked, shut the blinds, and hold your children . . . N-O . . . D-I-E-T . . . C-O-K-E!
GASP!!!
Phe-nom-e-non
Do doo be-do-do
Phe-nom-e-non
Do do-do do
Phe-nom-e-non
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
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