Dear Gym Scale,
You are SERIOUSLY starting to tick me off! Really? For weeks, you have been weighing me the same as my home scale. What's been up for the past 2 weeks? Last week, home said I lost 2 pounds; and you said I lost 0.1. Today, home said I lost 6 pounds; and you said I lost 3? Yes, you suck! I cannot wait until this Biggest Loser contest is over, and I never have to set foot on you again! Expect to see the divorce papers beginning of April!
Resolute Fat Girl, less 6 pounds!